Q
How do you feel about "It's a metaphor" jokes blowing up on tumblr?
Anonymous
A

fishingboatproceeds:

I think they are hilarious. I’m particularly fond of this one.


such a great answer (x)

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chapsnats:

if u are about to get stabbed just say “I have too much swagger for the dagger” and they will leave u alone

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awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

awwww-cute:

My girl Dakota (right) met another husky named Koda (left) at the vet the other day

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knowledgeandlove:

videohall:

Husky dog performs her overly dramatic death trick.

I’ve wasted fifteen minutes of my life watching this 8 second long video. 

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clanked:

a message i never thought i’d have to send

clanked:

a message i never thought i’d have to send

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meladoodle:

i said brb to a guy on facebook 4 years ago and just now he replied ‘u back yet?’

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