maryjblige:

Who wore it better

(via memethievery)


parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

parteira:

excuse me i need your leg

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


ignitionremix:

marry rich or die trying is the motto am i right ladies 

(via sniffing)


undefyinq:

undefyinq:

imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma

(via done)



trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

(via perks-of-being-chinese)


(via gnarly)


fitzgeraldthefourth:

fitzgeraldthefourth:

omfg today a girl at school told me i was wearing the same outfit i wore yesterday

lmao

I DON’T THINK YOU UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS HILARIOUS

WE HAVE A UNIFORM

(via unclefather)


ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

(via guy)


heathicorn:

apparently some guy named mark was trying to tell my mom he needed to speak with my dad about any financial transactions my mom was making because he was the man of the house and she did not take kindly to his implying that my dad was the primary breadwinner/person in charge in our family so

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(via gnarly)